My Fellow Americans,
Welcome to the Academy of Saint Crispian!
We live in interesting and turbulent times. There is crime in the streets, violence in the country and war all around the world. As has been proven in the 2020 riots, society’s thin veneer of civility can quickly be unveiled to show its snarling hostility.
This institution has celebrated over ten years of successful training and educational operations. I opened this business as a wartime, combat veteran of my beloved Marine Corps.
This academic institution provides tough, realistic firearms training and has done so successfully as evidenced by our (genuine) all-five-star Yelp reviews and popular demand. This training is defense-oriented and designed to ensure you and your family’s safety and survival. It is Combat-Grade.
I look forward to training with you.
The Academy of Saint Crispian